Tips by Mark Twain
Buy land. They're not making it any more.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March,...
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he can.