Tips by Mark Twain

Buy land. They're not making it any more.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March,...
A mine is a hole in the ground owned by a liar.
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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he can.