99 Tips about Humor

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Peter's Investing Principles:1. When the operas outnumber the football games three to zero, you know there is something wrong with your life....
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
A wealthy man is one who earns $100 a year more than his wife's sister's husband.
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Buy land. They're not making it any more.
If you can actually count your money, then you are not really a rich man.
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The IPO market is never in equilibrium. It's either too hot or too cold. Buy in the cold periods.
A light purse is a heavy curse.
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will gladly do without the necessities.
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
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