99 Tips about Humor

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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he can.
When someone says 'it's not about money', it's about money.
Tags: money, humor
As happens in Wall Street all too often, what the wise do in the beginning, fools do in the end.
Short the industry which the majority of Harvard Business School want to join.
Either they're trying to con you or they're trying to con themselves.
Tags: fraud, analysts, humor
Deciding on an investment philosophy is kind of like picking a spouse. Do you want someone who is volatile and romantic and emotional, or do you want...
One of the ironies of the stock market is the emphasis on activity. Brokers, using terms such as "marketability" and "liquidity", sing the praises of...
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
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