99 Tips about Humor

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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. (1895)
Tags: humor, morale
A share of stock is not a lottery ticket. It's part ownership of a business.
Tags: investing, humor
Why potential buyers even look at projections prepared by sellers baffles me. Charlie and I never give them a glance, but instead keep in mind the...
Of all our activities at Berkshire, the most exhilarating for Charlie Munger and me is the acquisition of a business with excellent economic...
Waiting for supply side economics to work is like leaving the landing lights on for Amelia Earhart.
Tags: economist, humor
I'd compare stock pickers to astrologers, but I don't want to bad-mouth the astrologers. (Stated by a leading efficient market theorist)
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Tags: humor, money, fraud
I don't try to jump over 7-foot bars, I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.
A bear in a bull market is like a prohibitionist at a cocktail party. At first, some people take his admonitions to heart and sip soda water. But as...
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
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