99 Tips about Humor

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Betting against America has been the stupidest thing since 1776.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He doesn't expect to be paid back.
My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his.
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
When it comes time to hang the capitalists they will compete with each other to sell us the rope at a lower price.
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Whenever I read about some company undertaking a cost cutting program, I know it's not a company that really knows what costs are about. The really...
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March,...
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
When your neighbor loses his job, it's a slowdown; when you lose your job, it's a recession; when an economist loses his job, it's a depression.
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