99 Tips about Humor

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The technicians do not help produce yachts for the customers, but they do help generate the trading that produces yachts for the brokers.
Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
Tags: borrowing, humor, risk
The only thing we know for certain about technical analysis is that it's possible to make a living publishing a newsletter on the subject.
A banker need not be popular. Indeed, a good banker in a healthy capitalist society should probably be much disliked.
Tags: banking, humor
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Tags: humor, government
Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages.
Tags: humor, markets
There are two kinds of investors, be they large or small: those who don't know where the market is headed, and those who don't know that they don't...
Although gold dust is precious, when it gets in your eyes it obstructs your vision.
Tags: gold, humor
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
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